00:18 @guy_david Give 'em heck! #

10:51 I just hope that from now on any prayers or supplications to the lord will be answered with, "Hi, Billy Mays here for Jehovah!" #

10:54 Hi, Billy Mays here for Judaism! If you convert now We'll throw in not 1, not 2 not even 5 or 6 but 8 days of hannukah, absolutely free! #

10:57 Hi Billy Mays here for Christianity! Other religions make you suffer for salvation but Jesus Christ has already done all the work for you! #

10:59 Hi Billy Mays here for Buddhism! Are you tired of the never ending cycle of death and rebirth? #

11:01 Hi Billy Mays here for Catholicism! If you buy our Jesus Christ, we'll throw in the Father and the Holy Spirit absolutely free! #

11:12 @zaren no, too soon would be if I was having him sell helmets, what I'm doing is honoring his life as King of the Pitchmen. #

11:14 Someone on the TV actually said of Michael Jackson, "He died doing what he loved" Apparently he loved Demoral. or died with a kid in his bed #

13:57 I don't know how I feel about Ricci decision. If the test was racist, it's a bad decision. If not, I agree with conservatives #

15:02 @isfullofcrap Worthless crap?!? Who doesn't use Orange Glo? It's the best thing to come from an orange since Julius! #

15:18 @ProgrssvWitness I'm pretty sure products sold by Billy Mays are in more American homes than are MJ records. but no 48 news tribute for him #

15:22 Started watching 'The IT Crowd' for the 1st time last night. With every call today I want Roy's reel to reel. #

15:23 "Have you tried turning it off and on? Is it plugged in? Are you sure it's plugged in?" #

15:29 @Katglimmer Shhh! That's the real reason Sotomayor ruled against them. #

16:21 @ninjahobo A. is it 1982 all of the sudden? B. amusing outgoing messages. I've had wrong numbers call back to hear messages again. #

20:24 Republican Mark Musselwhite arrested for camping nude. Since when is THAT illegal?!? #

19:20 Russia's Gazprom energy company has struck a deal with Nigeria's state run energy company. The new entity is called, "NIGAZ". No comment. #

00:56 Okay so there was no Countdown or Maddow because of Michael Fucking Jackson?! The mind reels. N.Korea, Iran, Recession all sorted now? #

01:32 Sent disapproval mail to MSNBC about their giving up news programming for celebrity programming. News gathering is a race to the bottom. #

07:27 If the Pres. wants to indefinitely detain people, he should have to put each case up for popular vote. The gop will say, 'NO!' and we... #

07:28 ... the people, will know exactly who or why is SO BAD they can't be tried. If we agree that is. #

09:16 @DaphneA happy birthday! #

09:19 Bob Sheer on Left Right and Center goes off like a bomb about our sex negative culture this week. Like only an old cat can. #

11:37 Nary a normal call today or the last couple days really. I blame Obama. (Hey, it works for the GOP and they're all rich!) #

11:38 @DaphneA I can't believe you know the exact time of your own birth. I wasn't paying that much attention then. #

11:38 @DaphneA I can't believe you know the exact time of your own birth. I don't even know what time it is now. #

11:52 Do frugal prostitues deposit their earnings into a nookie jar? #

13:51 Sanford & Ensign in 2012: Family Values PLUS! #

15:01 Listening to Shatner as Hamlet and wondering what he'd do to Aaron Sorkin dialogue. #

23:30 Anyone else thing Sanford, Ahmedinejad and Ensign paid to have Jackson assassinated to draw all attention away? #

23:32 Breaking news from CNN, MSNBC, FOX, and the NYT: "Oooh! Shiny!" #

03:15 So I volunteered for two of the three things I liked. One organization has required training classes only when I'm at work. Feh! I #

03:17 Not sure why Im heeding the call to volunteer when I dont have enough hours in a day as it is but doing the right thing is rarely convenient #

13:50 @DaphneA You leave work on Friday at the same time I get to work? That's madness I tells ya! MADNESS! #

14:48 is it just me or did Countdown and Rachel Maddow not update their podcasts last night? I'm jonesing for lib biased news. #

15:00 There are reports of Iran's torturing reformers to get those "confessions" out of them. If only Michael Jackson was alive still we'd care. #

15:07 "Still" in that last was misplaced due to distractions at work. Sorry for any confusion #

15:54 Doctor Who episode just begging to be written: I'm a Silurian, Get Me Out of Here! #

15:56 If GOD created our simian forebears in His image could heaven's Manna be a Banana? #

15:59 I found a genie in a magic lamp... but it was dead. Air holes got clogged in the 4th century. Whoops! #

14:04 Only one or two more scenes from being finished with 1st draft of From Razzap With Love. Honestly the best one of these yet. #

16:50 @Keltin I've got three that I don't have confirmations on. A toady, a filthy young man, and a one line 50's dad. #

17:01 Richard Nixon: "There are times when an abortion is necessary. I know that. When you have a black and a white,Or a rape.” Stay classy GOP #

17:02 @Keltin ASAP. I'll email you when I get home tonight. DM me your address, okay? #

17:49 @zaren No. not in second life. I haven't been in there in months I think. Too much Real Life to play. #

17:51 @cdashiell Everybody knows that infrastucture isn't nearly as smoking. #

22:31 Amazingly, I don't really know how to cook without smoking. Apparently I tell time in cloves almost exclusively. That aint right. #

23:42 @floraforapuss So long as the duct tape doesn't touch his skin, yes. #

23:44 Watching last night's daily show with interviews of now jailed Iranians. Once again comedians have better reportage than "news" channels #

10:52 @Keltin Give Pinky a try then. The other line is such a throw away, I could cut it or do it myself. Thanks! #

13:55 @Keltin I can cut them up for you if you leave a little space. If you want to take the time to make seperate mp3s I won't complain. thanks! #

13:59 Got so distracted by writing a theme song for show three shows out that I forgot to bring my lunch to work. oops. #

14:12 Sanfords POTUS run is a shoo in now Who else could get any writing done while hiking the appalachian trail in Argentina while parked in GA? #

15:48 Apparently '09 is the Summer of Love for republicans. In an effort to stay in the news they're having one sex scandal a week till October. #

15:56 @ComaSowJen throw them at annoying neighbor kids who won't get off your lawn? #

15:59 I hope next week it's Michelle Bachmann who has a sex scandal. I bet when she gets her freak on she REALLY gets her freak on. #

16:25 RT @JRWStormy If more than 50% of your tweets consist of RTs, you're wasting my time. *unfollow* #

16:26 Jut realized as I'm about to go to lunch that I never buttoned the top buttons on my shirt. Hi, I'm 1970's guy! oops! #

17:17 @Lyncean naw. My mood ring blinded them and then I hit 'em with my pet rock. Keep on Truckin! #

22:28 @LyndaN It kind of is. Some of the ones in my area were a little dubious. Lot of tall ships crew work. Still, I found three opportunities #

00:04 Somebody remind me later on today to put out a feeler for actors? I still have two male roles as yet uncast #

11:24 I bet Johnny doesn't talk to Ed in the afterlife either. #

11:25 I want to try growing patchouli in my room in the new place. Then all the cats and Leroy will smell like hippies #

14:09 @colettes_grave The cats may be hippies already but they don't smell like hippies... yet! #

15:31 when votes weren't counted here in 2000 and 2004, mentioning it was sour grapes. Iran in 2009 is an affront to all democracy. REALLY? #

15:34 Ahmadinejad winning by a small percent was likely anyway. end result of blatantly cheating is the same winner. Just sayin' #

15:46 Not that I'm anti protest or pro Supreme Leader. But Mousavi wasn't a shoo in anyway. In that context, it's a lot of violence for naught #

15:49 conversely, ahmadinejad is screwed no matter what because the entire regime is tainted internally and externally because of all this. #

15:50 @Keltin I sure hope not, that's all I smoke. I don't even smoke ribs anymore. #

15:57 @Keltin I don't think Nero Wolf smoked but he was more 'soft boiled' #

12:59 @DaphneA 42?!? And yet you still barely sound a day over 14. Amazing. #

14:14 So the president says we should all donate our time to community service this summer. I'm down with that. serve.gov helps you find where #

14:16 I'm torn between helping seniors with computers, cooking for the poor, and art gallery lackey. Kitten socializer was already taken. #

14:16 That's right kiddies, You can serve your community by socializing shy kittens an hour a day. What a country! #

14:19 @Laieanna Your voice doesn't sound like it's going to start getting all shouty and mean though. You're midwestern nice. Daphne is NE mean. #

15:29 @DaphneA err... uh... of course I mean that in a good way... just don't hurt me okay? #

19:21 Maybe Australia should get Paul Rudd to replace Kevin Rudd. But not if Kevin replaces Paul in every comedy to come out every year. #

09:35 great. not only is the train not running this morning but there is no mention of it on their site or any news site. #

14:42 @KitiaraTomsen Next time he wants something, say Legos, tell him, "Stephen King can afford all the Legos he wants. He's a writer!" #

11:11 Thank goodness Khameni has declared the election an 'absolute victory' I'm sure that's all we needed to settle things down. #

16:16 @revpaperboy Why not invade Iran. We invaded Iraq and Afghanistan, it would complete the set. build a hotel save up to buy B&O (or GM) #

17:31 If The Ayatollah was smart he'd reverse the election, scapegoat Ahmedinejad and buy Moussavi's loyalty. Instant image redo sans real reform #

17:32 Next time you hear someone whining about the death of newspapers/slagging new media, remind them of Iran now. #

19:53 Once again media, I don't care about politician's sex lives. Even if it is a republican sex scandal, it still isn't news. #

13:08 If Iran turns into a full revolution, what if Israel supports the protesters and tries to lead a coalition against old guard? Game changer? #

13:24 @DaphneA Here you'd be shut down no more email in or out at 38MB. #

14:11 @guy_david So much in this crazy mixed up world does something. I think you should let PHP do nothing. Learn to make PHP do nothing better. #

14:13 @isfullofcrap The group who could unseat Supreme Leader has met. A Persian Israeli alliance could not be beat. Both hate arabs. #

02:10 brain still fried from the weekend's melodrama. New facts keep cropping up putting my whole sense of personal history out of whack. #

13:56 @floraforapuss not half as glad as I am. Thanks! #

08:44 Home at last. Going to curl up with The Leroy in a bit and collapse in a pool of tears and sleepiness. and how was YOUR weekend? #

15:55 everyone is for bipartisanship when it means the other side compromises far fewer will actually compromise #

22:36 wasn't able to check twitter at work today and now I'm going to be away from it till Monday. Have fun kiddies! #

23:41 @DaphneA Well Its hard to be online at home while still at work. Sorry. #

12:55 @isfullofcrap "Blood" literally made me cry in a crowded elevator at work. Fortunately I had come in from the rain. Well done, sir. #

13:56 Tempted to take an empty suitcase w/ me to Chicago and fill it with SPORT PEPPERS which can't be had in Cleveland anywhere. #

13:57 Seriously, whole rest of America, why even bother eating hot dogs without sport peppers? #

14:40 @RyanHupp They're like midget thai peppers, pickled and about as hot as jalapenos. they come on hot dogs and make the whole thing work. #

22:32 Just finished up the Main Title type music for Attack of the 50 Ft Pussy. It is 50's orchestral crap at its finest #

23:01 Got an invite from a friend to join facebook but in looking at their site, I don't see any benefit from joining. Am I missing something? #

12:58 going to Chicago this weekend for Grandmother's funeral. Told work, looked at tix. forgot to email back my family to let them know I did. #

13:06 @KitiaraTomsen thanks #

13:46 Freaking out. It would be so very much easier to do the wrong thing and there wouldn't be obvious consequences either. le sigh #

14:04 Goodness gracious. This weekend is also blues fest. Transit in and out of Chicago is going to be PACKED! (and I'm going to miss Sharon Jones #

14:07 I'm not anti-gun but shouldn't the lifting of the DC handgun ban have prevented today's holocaust museum shooting in DC? #

15:04 I'm having pre-anxiety anxiety. part fight or flight and part faint or pass-out. I don't do family events well even if they are funereal. #

15:13 Today's shooter was, You guessed it! a Right wing extremist white male! Would it be unconstitutional to just ban guns for them? #

15:18 refresh my memory nutjobs, when is the last time a wise latina woman shot up a holocaust museum? You still think white people can be judges? #

15:55 @floraforapuss Wouldn't melting the marshmallows be a fitting revenge on them? #

22:29 @floraforapuss You should really plug the website too. but thanks! #

13:44 in a fact based world, opinions can only take us so far #

14:36 RT @planty Does anybody remember laughter? #

14:47 RT @HHHUMPHREY The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. #

15:30 12 years hard labor for trying to do a piece for Current TV?!? Poor GOP. N. Korea has outstripped them by a mile in Al Gore hating today. #

17:29 Man when I get outta work it's going to be nothing but parties and chicks and a wild time of uh... napping in front of the tube with a cat #